While doing my laundry today I missed the delivery of a package. Not content to wait for redelivery tomorrow I will shortly drive to the post office to pick up the package. Why? Because the package contains the following:
Both items will make their public debut at my indoor pick-up game this evening.
I also pre-ordered the entire new Scotland “away” strip today.
I live a sad, lonely life.
Dude. You should’ve waited to do laundry until after the indoor game.
Two problems with that:
1. I would have had to play partially nude, and since it’s mostly dudes, not happening.
2. Indoor won’t be over until 11pm and the laundromat closes at 10pm.
See, I got a plan!
If you would have just looked at the possibly related posts, you would have seen the one about outsourcing your laundry. Had you outsourced it, you would have gotten your package AND your laundry done.